Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cuntatorship 

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

Cuntatorship by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntquest

When a man or men go out for a night on the town, but mostly with the intention of getting some pussy.

Joey: Dude, me and my bro tony went on a cuntquest last weekend. On a scale of 1 to 10... i got all the pussy.

Tommy: Awesome bro! Lets go suck each other off.

Joey: Yeah man!!! *high five*

Cuntquest by Dr. Mr. Badguy January 1, 2012

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Cuntimony by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntsmack

Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.

You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.

cuntsmack by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.

Amy has great Cuntability!

Cuntability by Mr Munt May 24, 2014