Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

Butt

It for pooping and farting

I farted out my butt

by ZackaryDodd? October 19, 2017

butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017

monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it

Trey was such a monkey butt in class today

by Mcdermont October 24, 2017

butt carrot

A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...

That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot

by Sma193737293& October 24, 2017

Butt Guzzle

The more aggressive and nefarious brother of butt chugging.

I can butt chug this PBR faster than I can tell you about my crossfit workout and vegan diet! Oh yeah Bryan? Watch me butt guzzle this 4 Loko during my keg stand.

by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018