Alexis

The final and ultimate form of Nathaniel Crud. This is form occurs when King Crud is dethroned by Morbius in an existential jelq-off crisis.

King Crud is defeated and has no other option other than to evolve into, Alexis.

Often cranky when he does not fulfill his night-time routine of reading “Rich Dad Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki alongside a piping hot peppermint tea.

Scraby Scradam: King Crud, what have you done?
Alexis: King Crud is no more. Only Alexis remains.

by Morbacustard February 19, 2025

alexander

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS

“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”

by bmil02 February 20, 2025

alexis and raven

The best couple ever, inseparable best friends who are in love. Awesome sigmas 10/10 couple. Best relationship in the world.

Im so depressed i wish i had a awesome relationship like alexis and raven they are the cutest couple

by Goawayufartass February 22, 2025

alextheyesofyes

i am alextheyesofyes,
i made the peak,
it was difficult to put the peak together,
but fortunately, i peaked
and now i am on gamejolt's hitlist.

hi alextheyesofyes
hi hi

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 February 23, 2025

Alexis

Him. He's good at everything, up for challenges and is THAT GUY

OMG is that him? Alexis!!!

by nubbers101010 February 28, 2025

Alexisism

The religion of praising the name Alexis and the practice of loving the name Alexis and always having the name Alexis on your mind

“Why can’t you stop talking about how you want to name your child Alexis?”
“That’s because I believe in Alexisism

by YellowKaz March 4, 2025

Alexander Conroy

Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."

P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.

by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025