wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

Dog

Like Ted but without a voice an adult toy source of entertainment

That dog needs a butler to remove dangle berry’s not a body guard brah

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Dog Fucking

My neighbor's favorite sport....

They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.

Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.

by Papposilenus January 15, 2013

corn dog whore slut

Someone capable of consuming a large schlong without gagging

Katie is my corn dog whore slut, she can take that thang

by Cuddlez99 February 12, 2025

T-dog

A T-dog is a person with such a unique personality, there's no words that can be used to describe him. A T-Dog has a completely irreplicable personality, and you will never meet someone quite like him ever again. A T-Dog is loved by all, and is irreplaceable.

"I will NEVER meet anyone like T-Dog again, I dont even know how to describe his personality he was just him."

by LoveYouForeverTrey<3GMA(T) October 5, 2025

Dog

a man who gets bitches and uses them

Edgar is a dog. He gets all the bitches

by anonymous February 18, 2021