Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.

Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.

by Jadedfan January 18, 2013

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

juice off

To ejaculate semen.

Seeing Christina makes me juice off!

by pentozali May 5, 2013

Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.

"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"

by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013