yo mama

Your mother;Defense against insult, as in

Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!

yo mama by yoh mahmah March 4, 2003

Yo Momma

God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.

"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."

"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."

Yo Momma by Kim Dr May 22, 2006

yo momma

a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!

yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!

yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)

yo momma by IM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU MY NAME! January 14, 2006

yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

yo mama by CDG January 22, 2004

yo momma

Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!

Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!

*Smack*

yo momma by AQUA16 May 13, 2005

yo mamma 

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

yo mamma by Johnny26 May 6, 2006

yo daddy 

used instead of using yo mamma in a comeback.

yo daddy is so stupid he went to a 69er's game to get some ass.

yo daddy by Fat-pie April 29, 2006