woodsjacker 

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

woodsjacker by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

wordanomics

A person that knows all words, including slang words, most often can give the definition of the word, most often is told he is a nerd.

me:what is the definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

him: extraordinarily good; wonderful.
me: looks up definition and finds out he's right and *laughs*
him: why you laughing at me
me: cause you know almost all definitions like you study wordanomics

wordanomics by questionable and confused August 10, 2020

Double Word Float

Two single word (or 64 binary digits) capable of expressing numbers as large as 1.7 E 308, which is 1 E 206 times the number of atoms in the known universe. (1.7 E 308 means 1.7 times 10 raised to the 308th power.)

Why did the system crash? After we got sued for coding gender as binary we decided to use double word floats instead. That worked in beta test in New York but when we brought California on-line the whole thing crashed.

Double Word Float by Len Bakerloo June 17, 2018

new word order 

the ‘new wording and wordbending’ discipline for the creative minded.

“Novus Ordo Verborum” is Latin for “New Word Order”

new word order by kelamist August 10, 2018

Last Word Nazi

Someone who always needs to put in the last word of an argument, for better or worse, to achieve some minor piece of victory.

"God, let's just stop this stupid argument."

"Yeah, OK. It's like, we both know you're a total hypocrite, so yeah, let's just stop this. Where do you wanna get lunch?"

"God, you're such a fucking Last Word Nazi."

Last Word Nazi by Patrick George October 26, 2009

Urban Word Of The Day 

a daily, often flimsy and apparently unmoderated attempt at humor, hipness or wordplay.

I just posted the first thing that popped into my head and miraculously it became Urban Word Of The Day.

Urban Word Of The Day by Grandpa Scorpion December 4, 2010

mum's the word 

means to keep this a secret; don't tell anybody

I don't want anybody to know about this affair until next week, so mum's the word!

mum's the word by Venera December 22, 2005