When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
by bowle'd April 5, 2017
Get the ride wit itmug. I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016
Get the Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes outmug. You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
Get the Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creationmug. by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023
Get the It's Over Witmug. 
A rare, underground-dwelling people believed to have originated after the legendary Jenovah Convention of 1934. Of the 3,500 attendees, 890 were known as the Sons of Jenovah, eyewitnesses to the miracles performed by Jenovah himself. Consumed by jealousy, they turned on their Father and slaughtered him.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
by Brotein Powder Shake June 28, 2025
Get the Jenovahs Witnessmug. by witasquid September 12, 2023
Get the Witmug.