Weasel

A small person, usually a child or someone not fully developed. A weasel is usually very immature and needs to be protected and looked after by those more capable or senior to them.

Look at those weasels in that school playground

by nakeyb July 27, 2017

young weasel

16-22yr old male indie-kid from the early 90s. Listens to Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs etc.."Student Grant" types who think they are intelligent, articulate, cool and radical ( origins are from comfortable middle class ) but are infact arseholes. Male equivalent of snotface. aka Young Larkins.

You've gots to laugh at this young weasel's attempt skin up a joint.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

jit weasel

An insult. One who craves the "jit" which would be slang for semen. The use of weasel in this case as a metaphoric description for behavior. Like the base word "jit" this expression could be relative to the Philadelphia area's definition of "jit."

1. You jit weasel.
2. I hate that guy, he's such a jit weasel.

by BoredAtWork555 March 19, 2010

Butter Weasel

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.

that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one

by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Cyber Weasel

An individual that wastes most of their time weaseling on social networking sites, they would choose texting/mailing over verbal communication.

You are a Cyber Weasel!

by Housty December 14, 2014

fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 2, 2017

rebecca weaver

A girl who wishes she could be someone else. She is the most amazing girl with eyes that sparkle. Though she says constantly how fat and ugly she is, she just needs a friend. She has a hard time believing people when they say how smart and beautiful she is. She is the person you can go to even if she doesnt like you she will help you. She tends to lock her feelings away, she is so deprested even if she seems perfect. All she wants is to make her parents proud, hear them say "I love you."

"I will help you no matter what." say Rebecca Weaver to someone who needs help.

by LoveMyBabyGirl March 19, 2018