rainbow waffle

1. Eating out a girl with a blue waffle on her period.

person one: How was that rainbow waffle?

person two: GROSSSS!!

by john skid August 20, 2010

waffle

When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.

Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.

by shootz January 28, 2005

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

Belgium Waffle Stomp

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.

"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."

by vezro July 22, 2014

Waffelmingle

An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".

"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."

by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003