Valen

someone who is so emo, downbad and simps too much. He doesn't like to get roasted but he's a masochist ;-;
but he's overall kind ig.

Valen : no la
no ones cares about ur opinion 😎
im not maso and sadist
maybe the sadist yes
but im not maso

by Kingmessiah123 April 8, 2022

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

jersey valentine

a blow job.

best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.

Yesterday was February 14th, so my girlfriend gave me a jersey valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

Bullet For My Valentine

A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.

Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.

Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.

by wingkon December 7, 2009

Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011

Valencia High School

Home to the hottest girls of the Santa Clarita Valley. These girls are the ones you find at "The Tables" most of them are slutty and will give you what you want. If you are not an "It" kid at this school stay far away from the "pretties". Not only do these girls look as hott as fuck, they have great personalities ( to the people they like) and they dress like they are in a designer fashion show everyday. There is one girl in each class who is basically a godess these are the most popular and hottest. If your not one of them, you wish you were, these are the girls that run the show.

guy one: hey didn't i see you in The Sports Illustrated catalogue?
a "Pretty": duhh, i go to valencia high school
guy one: want to go have sex in my car?
a "Pretty": i guess just don't cum on my Luis Vutton

by govikings April 15, 2009

Valerie

Valerie is a jaw-dropping sexy girl, with an awesome ass and extraordinary body. Guys usually get hard just by looking at her. The worst about her is her French origin, which makes her totally arrogant. She also loves horseback riding. Even though she only started it because of the wild orgies with her coach Torsten Fuck! She also models for a porn magazine, where she poses naked in all kind of positions on horses. You will meet her anywhere, as long as there is alcohol because she is a huge alcoholic. She looks and acts like a huge slut, but in reality she’s still a virgin. She’s also in an open relationship with a girl, which suggests that she might be a lesbian. She knows close to everybody, especially all the stoners in town, also everyone knows her because of her image. She’s also a really good friend, but she doesn’t like to let new people get close to her.

A: Damn, she looks like a huge slut!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.

A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!

by DavSebas October 5, 2011