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jersey valentine

a blow job.

best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
Yesterday was February 14th, so my girlfriend gave me a jersey valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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