a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
by Onikage October 07, 2006
A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.
by Simonster June 08, 2006
When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)
(Similar to cotton mouth.)
by Catabby Rolanus November 06, 2003
20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.
by Nick Dawes October 01, 2003
A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
Shut up, bitch! Don't make me twat walk you!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
Latin: Soppius Twatius.
A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.
Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.
A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.
Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.
Soppy Twat: I've had a sky writer write out your full name surrounded by love hearts in the sky.
Girl: But it's only been a month.
Soppy Twat: I know. I love you.
Girl: I love you too.
Famous Soppy Twat projects: The Taj Mahal.
Girl: But it's only been a month.
Soppy Twat: I know. I love you.
Girl: I love you too.
Famous Soppy Twat projects: The Taj Mahal.
by Closeted Soppy Twat November 02, 2010