Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018

Thundercloud

A total bad ass, usually of native origins. Quiet, (unless drunk) dangerous, passionate, confident (sometimes mistaken for cocky) loyal, cunning and sexy to a fault. Battle tested and mother approved. Can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. Wont just live or die for the one’s he loves, but will kill for them too.

Don’t mess with that Thundercloud, you are liable to get all wet.

by N8tive Son October 21, 2019

Cunt Thunder

Sloppy and explosive vaginal fart.

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.

by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009

cock thunder

When you have a big veiny triumph bastard of a cock and it gets so hard and railing a chick from behind so fucking hard Zeus himself comes down from the clouds and gives you a round of appaulse

What is zues doing here? He is making cock thunder

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

Warm Thunder

When you shoot out cum on ur bitch and its warm

Wow, that was some Warm Thunder.

by xx_queenofdarkness69._xx June 4, 2017

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

Fuck you thunder

A song that he’s in the hit movie TEd they sing fuck you thunder you can suck my dick and shit like that man

Person one I’m scared of thunder Person to just saying fuck you stand or you can suck my dick you’re not scary because you’re fucking dumb I guess I’m sorry I don’t know the full information OK Fuck you Thunder

by Bigppman27 November 8, 2020