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Bad Typing

Doesn't really need one....

If you don't know what frickin bad typing is you need to get a life
Person One: hiyy wysta eup betste

Person Two: wow, u need to get a life cause u have bad typing
by I don't need a name either January 19, 2011
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Tapping the Bowl

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.
Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.
by Jeff Myles Scott January 23, 2007
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Taking a LongCut

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.
All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "
by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009
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taking the piggie to market

fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe
She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!
by DMind July 12, 2012
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Taking a trip to Florida

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
by Daith September 21, 2013
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Tappingout

When a woman or a man decides they're done with the conversation(boring,lame,not interested) and instantly gets on their phone to look at all of their apps thus tapping out...
Yeah I'd love For you to meet my girlfriend right now but she is tappingout already
by The Blonde Bearded Fox August 12, 2017
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Tapindisney

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist Bundesliga relegation teams.Now he moved to varcelona to stole the title of eibarman from my idol tapinpepsi
Tapindisney score agaist Mallorca,a small relegation team
by Rapepsidog December 3, 2022
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