Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.

So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024

Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.

I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.

by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

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