Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow 90s

We all know that the 90s was the best years ever so if you have Slow 90s ur pretty lame lmao

You have a Slow 90s

by The90s May 10, 2019

Slow Exit

Basically like post not clarity it's a way to leave a woman or man after getting what you wanted but not having the balls to actually be assertive

Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday

by Shlive November 25, 2025

slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 21, 2014

slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020