Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.

Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.

by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013

smooth

Not having any sexual organs like a barbie doll.

1. That troll is smooth
2. God is smooth

by anonymous March 18, 2005

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009

Smooth Game

The "Smooth Game" is a -name that song game- that is played when you hear the song "Smooth" which is a collaboration between Santana and Rob Thomas. As soon as you know it is the song "Smooth" you should shout out Smooth, ichat Smooth to those playing or text Smooth to those playing.

A group of office workers are busy working when the song Smooth comes on the radio.

Jason: He yells "Smooth" as soon as he hears the first beat.
Jamie: She jumps out of her chair scared.
Yamilin: Starts laughing and can't believe she was beaten at the "Smooth Game."
Jason: I am now up 1 on the "Smooth Game."

by ERP July 22, 2010

smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005

A Smooth

To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.

The man who married cameron diaz in "Hitch" is A Smooth!

by littlem123 October 22, 2010