Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

Shit tits 

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

Shit tits by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

Shit the Tent 

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

Shit the Tent by Atomics May 29, 2013

Shit boner 

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Shit your eye 

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.

Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!

Shit your eye by peterSKhiking January 7, 2010

Shit hit the fan

An expression that which a horrible disaster or something big has happened, or just going out of control

When I heard that loud thud of the boat exploding, I knew shit hit the fan.

Shit hit the fan by The Jester of Madness! November 10, 2015