The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
Get the Closet Republicanmug. Examples: Joe Biden (neoliberal hawk), Joe Manchin (votes for Republicans more than Democrats), Bill Maher, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Eric Swalwell (for wanting to deport Russian students), and RFK, Jr. (anti-vax, embraced by MAGA)
Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.
Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.
by Jackwehadababyitsagirl July 30, 2023
Get the Diet Republicanmug. A Conservative from a Liberal or politically evolving state that moves to a supposedly more politically aligned state and drones on and on about what hardships and tyranny they faced in their old suburb. Once they settle into their new home, they typically act like they are lifelong locals voicing very controversial opinions, loudly, and changing the local narratives. (Example: Complaining that the local news paper has turned into a liberal publication and that they won't read it, but that they used to way back when they first came to the state, 1 year ago.)
The Refugees who had it especially difficult just trying to survive under their old regime, end up buying a political office using their excess money they made back in their former homeland. Once they get into office, anytime they are faced with a differing opinion, they respond that they are representing (Montana's) values, implying the actual person from the state isn't compatible with their home.
The Refugees who had it especially difficult just trying to survive under their old regime, end up buying a political office using their excess money they made back in their former homeland. Once they get into office, anytime they are faced with a differing opinion, they respond that they are representing (Montana's) values, implying the actual person from the state isn't compatible with their home.
That Republican Refugee is always complaining about how the local newspaper has turned into liberal propaganda machine, and how the paper used to be better way back when they first moved to the state, 8 months ago.
I'm tired of all these Republican Refugees with their "*** Biden" and Montana is home bumper stickers with California/Texas license plate.
That new guy at work loves it here. He just can't accept that I can go outside without shooting an animal. It sounds like he suffered some real hardships back in California. That Republican Refugee is so lucky he got out from the oppressive regime before they taxed him so he could buy another political flag or bumper sticker with offensive language.
I'm tired of all these Republican Refugees with their "*** Biden" and Montana is home bumper stickers with California/Texas license plate.
That new guy at work loves it here. He just can't accept that I can go outside without shooting an animal. It sounds like he suffered some real hardships back in California. That Republican Refugee is so lucky he got out from the oppressive regime before they taxed him so he could buy another political flag or bumper sticker with offensive language.
by JPin January 15, 2022
Get the Republican Refugeemug. 
When Conservative guy lies on a dating app, and hooks with a liberal anti trump girl. right when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoots his load on her face while yelling "MAGA"!
by Rhocalicious March 2, 2025
Get the Republican smear campaignmug. An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020
Get the Republican Pneumoniamug. When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.
Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."
Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."
Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"
by captainbone June 17, 2024
Get the Republican Tourette'smug.