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Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene
P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”
by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025
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Throwa Potion

Noun : A noun describing any liquid that causes intoxication either alcohol or other intoxicant
"Man, that Grey Goose is some throwa potion!"
by K. McCoy December 31, 2008
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mad pubious

also see Pubious; adj; Describes something that is great, awesome, rad, excellent; also, describes the red hairs commonly found on high quality marijuana;
"Last night was mad pubious."; "That chronic is pubious... mad pubious!"
by Geoffrey L. March 7, 2008
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Dirty Potion

A bottle filled with some liquid, and fart gasses, designed to bring displeasure to others.
Fuck, i fed my mate some right dirty potion.
by magwam65 May 17, 2010
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covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"
by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010
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High Potion

A super version of the potion, however, it is not mint flavored.
Dude, throw a high potion at me, my HP is totally critical.
by joser July 23, 2012
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pink potion

A drink from Starbucks you can get for free if you arrive with a date. Usually proven by a kiss but can also be by hug, peck, etc
Starbucks gave u a pink potion? You and Mark must be getting serious!
by Starbucksfanatic January 16, 2017
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