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reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women
"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.
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Pluck My Pubes

When you would rather "pluck your pubes" than do what was asked/suggested.
What? I'd rather pluck my pubes!!!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!
by Pat and Myr September 24, 2010
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Pube Head

a nigger that u see
that dam pube head akamack cut me off on the freeway
by David Josh Chino california April 29, 2008
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Pubes

Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel April 4, 2011
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ginger pubes

Ginger pubes are the luck/poor souls whos pubes match their hair colour up and downstairs. GP for short.

This is commonly attributed to women and for a woman to mention it would be unrefined. Too a female school teacher with GP, she will find it derogatory and dump your a**.

To a newbie, this term will bring a couple of minutes of entertainment. Said quickly enough most people don't get it and you may midly snigger to yourself and possie. After explaining this term, you will be one of the boys.

It's little known fact and having researched/experience in this department, some GP may be blonde rather than red downstairs. As the years go by, GP go darker orange upstairs, downstairs may remains light red. When approaching a GP for the first time, do bring this topic up and don't forget to keep the light on to enjoy your first time experience!

The highest proportion of ginger pubes can be found in Scottish Highlands where 1 in 9 are ginger pubes. GP fun occurs during 20 - 40 years of age. Then recycle and continue enjoyment.
Alok: Is she a redhead?
Guido: You know what I am like.
Alok: Does she have ginger pubes?
Guido: What else?
Alok: Ginger pubes, Ginger pubes!
by Glyder October 22, 2006
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Elton's Sticky Pube

A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.
I opened up FHM this month and there was Elton's Sticky Pube covering Sadowitz.
by murdo83 July 19, 2007
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pubert

nuther word for a pube, nigga
damn bitch hoe nigga dat tight nuns got a fuckloada thick puberts, for shizzle my nizzle
by mc ebony May 8, 2003
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