Crashed your pony
Crashed your pony by albacoffie March 24, 2011
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Essex Polo Pony
Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
Essex Polo Pony by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
tire swing pony
tire swing pony by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015
Petting the pony
Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Petting the pony by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017
One Track Pony
One Track Pony by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019
Testonerony bologna pony
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
Testonerony bologna pony by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020