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Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.
I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.
by Rebeli May 26, 2016
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Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
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cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
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Licorice Pizza

Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
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pizza splash

the sound an old asian man makes after a session of love making with his young handsome wife.
ahhh pizza splash, i could go for a fortune cookie.
by beanballz June 10, 2011
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Pizza tip

The tip of the pizza that is the most glorious bite.
“Who ate every last pizza tip in this bih? “Yo, don’t trip. The pizza tip is all I fuck wit. It’s got the most cheese, sauce and toppings.”
by Froatiq November 17, 2014
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