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Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
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Pizza Kush

Is the biological cousin of Chocolatte Kush. When smoking, this bud releases neurotransmitters that give off insane amounts of THC as well a taste of pizza. if you EVER hear of this shit, you have to stock up. this bud is manufactured using the DPP (dual photon process) in which the Aurora Borealis combines with the greenhouse effect to create this insane weed. Highly scientifically, Highly DOPE!!
-Whats for dinner mom?
-Pizza
-You talkin bout that pizza kush!?
by schenkster June 28, 2010
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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
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cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
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Licorice Pizza

Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
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Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.
Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.
by Drkblglass February 28, 2018
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Banana Pizza

The most horrendous thing you have ever seen or heard of. Don’t google it. Seriously.
Ruth: Have you heard of the Swedish banana pizza?
Riley: no, what’s that?
Ruth: stuff of nightmares is what it is
by Quintopolise April 21, 2021
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