YOUR
mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step
dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR
mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY
MOM
Me(10,11 buff
cat with whiskers made from your
mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR
mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR
mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
