liberal nut

A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.
_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.
by Ol' Meanie December 04, 2017
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Whip a nut

We need to whip a nut, I've gone the wrong way.
by pmk182 March 21, 2016
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golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016
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Total Nuts

1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"

"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."

by Sweet Action November 24, 2008
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Shafty Nut

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
by Jesuslations January 02, 2021
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floppy nuts

A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.
Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.
by Weslitzu October 23, 2006
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Bitch Nut

The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.

You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 28, 2009
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