mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.

My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"

by Mission man July 5, 2014

mage mode

That moment after you're done fapping when you evaluate life and become one with the wisdom of the cosmos.

Whoa man, I thought of a cure for world hunger during my nightly mage mode.

by Sableheart March 31, 2015

3AM Mode

The time of day, starting at 3AM or later until you sleep/pass out, when your body, void of alcohol, decides that you are drunk, high etc.

I didn't mean to offend you last night. You know I was on 3AM Mode.

You should see her when she on 3AM Mode. She says the craziest shit!

by CowTipper67 July 13, 2016

pigeon mode

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.

Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.

by LordCoitus July 12, 2016

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

by definebird August 8, 2017

fruit medley

When one eats fruit out of another's butt crack/hole.

She loves a good fruit medley early in the morning.

He loves to eat fruit medleys.

by fruitmedley December 28, 2018

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019