Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.

I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.

by mistermanager April 21, 2009

the arcade machine

Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)

Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.

Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?

Girl: uhhhh what's that?

Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place

by asmallchild December 23, 2017

Double Reverse Washing Machine

This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.

David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds

Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask

by Big Daddy Forehead November 28, 2018

Machine Shop

1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.

2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.

1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part

2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop

Metalhead 2: Sweet.

by Scruffy1 April 22, 2006

banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Dojiin Machine

Pronounced dO-Jean and of course you know machine.

Japanese girls who only date black guys. Normally wearing all brand name clothing, underdressed for the weather and situation, and too much make up.

"I think she's hot, man."

"Yeah, you got no chance. She's a dojiin machine."

by Anguijm December 3, 2006

Bitch Machine

The machine used to make Barbies

My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.

by Muhruhmbah Bear October 21, 2008