Lag Wheeler

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.

"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."

by Drewdler July 9, 2016

mama lag

When your mom accidentally comes for no reason and you stop doing what you are doing

I had a mama lag today when my mom came to my room

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022

Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.

Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 22, 2023

Lag

Something that david does to aileen

I'll call you later or text you .
Never happens....

lag

by Sameeee February 2, 2018

Horror Lag Spike

The random quick spike of lag one witnesses at a random point in a horror related game.

Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.

You never want to see a Horror Lag Spike in games.

by JeffyLacePipeandpoopers4297 May 3, 2025

Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.

Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.

by Soulgirl March 6, 2009

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022