Punchin' Judy

Female masturbation done without toys or appliances which is spontaneous and unplanned.

I was getting ready to take my girl out the other night, and I walked in on her Punchin' Judy. She said she got bored waiting for me.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.

My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.

by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

king jordy

King Jordy a lover of Buneos

That King Jordy loves buneos what a guy

by Bens ex October 30, 2020

naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest

“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”

by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020

Internal Jordy Panick

When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until

"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"

by MikahTheGayMess September 26, 2020

Dame Judy

A particularly powerful and offensive odour usually associated with farting or number 2's. A stench, but on the next level. Mostly experienced following a night of drinking and consumption of nasty fast-food that you wouldn't normally eat unless drunk, a strong indication of bowel or other inner turmoil.

Bob: Dude don't use the bathroom for 10 minutes, I just made a proper Dame Judy in there. Must've been the vodka last night

Bill: Yeah, that and dodgy take-away
Bob: Tru dat

Man did you just fart? Omg that's proper Dame Judy! Open the window!

by Richmilo January 26, 2021