Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
by Stinkpot December 9, 2013
Get the Jerk chickenmug. by D January 15, 2005
Get the jerked offmug. A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009
Get the Slow Jerkmug. by frogurban745 September 21, 2019
Get the Beef Jerkmug. "Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017
Get the field jerkmug. by Itschurboi August 18, 2017
Get the jerk showermug. by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
Get the luxury jerkmug.