Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
by Stinkpot December 9, 2013
Get the Jerk chickenmug. by D January 15, 2005
Get the jerked offmug. A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009
Get the Slow Jerkmug. No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
Get the No Jerk Januarymug. The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 5, 2019
Get the bunch of jerksmug. The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fake jerkmug. "Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
by Jsmacky August 8, 2017
Get the jerking the chainmug.