Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

Jailfriend

This can be used for either a male or female when their significant other is currently incarcerated. When they go on a "date" they will get the customary visit with the inmate. People that consider a jailfriends a real relationship are usually either major losers or fucked in the head so bad that somebody in the outside world wants to be with them.

Bob: Is your wifes friend Tina single?
Scott: Yes and no. She has a Jailfriend she goes to visit every once in a while.

That chick can't find a normal guy to put up with her bullshit so she went and got a Jailfriend.

by Therealdeal1984 May 3, 2012

jabilf

1. noun. Female under age of concent that has a very hot body. :) But unfortunately also has a child. :(
2. noun. A female that could be condered both jailbait and a milf.
3. adj. HOT!

James: Bro, Heather just had a kid!
Grimes: Hell nah! That trick is a total jabilf!
James: But her kid is black. (sad face) :'(
Grimes: Well, can't nail that jabilf. Fucking niglers...

by Roberto Bordez May 13, 2012

jail't

A word invented and used by IT morons

jail't - Jailed

Haww no danger mannnn, mah burd wiz lifted by ra boabs and jail't last night

by MombiusHibachi November 13, 2013

Jailfit

The appearance of looking ripped as hell like youve been working out in jail for six months.

Dude that guy looks jailfit as fuck, i wonder if he killed somebody.

by Surfsupnj May 24, 2015

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016