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1. noun. Female under age of concent that has a very hot body. :) But unfortunately also has a child. :(
2. noun. A female that could be condered both jailbait and a milf.
3. adj. HOT!

James: Bro, Heather just had a kid!
Grimes: Hell nah! That trick is a total jabilf!
James: But her kid is black. (sad face) :'(
Grimes: Well, can't nail that jabilf. Fucking niglers...

jabilf by Roberto Bordez May 13, 2012

jabiless

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)

"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"

jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013

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Jailfee

A jail selfie

Damn Tyrone looks healthy in his jailfee

Jailfee by Psykrates January 21, 2022

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jabillion

A billion that is compounded nearly limitlessly. Similar to bajillion.

I've seen this movie a jabillion times!

jabillion by Francesco V May 25, 2007

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Jailfie

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

Jailfie by El Torito August 5, 2014

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jbilf

Jail Bate I'd like (to) Fuck

Wow, your daughter is a jbilf!

jbilf by FemaleMetalHead December 1, 2010

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Jabiliton

A word used to describe any random body part or organ when you are impersonating a doctor and don't know what you are talking about.

That jabiliton of yours looks very infected. We might have to cut it off.

Jabiliton by Grif42 February 27, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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