jabilf

1. noun. Female under age of concent that has a very hot body. :) But unfortunately also has a child. :(
2. noun. A female that could be condered both jailbait and a milf.
3. adj. HOT!

James: Bro, Heather just had a kid!
Grimes: Hell nah! That trick is a total jabilf!
James: But her kid is black. (sad face) :'(
Grimes: Well, can't nail that jabilf. Fucking niglers...

by Roberto Bordez May 13, 2012

jabiless

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)

"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"

by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013

Jailfee

A jail selfie

Damn Tyrone looks healthy in his jailfee

by Psykrates January 21, 2022

jabillion

A billion that is compounded nearly limitlessly. Similar to bajillion.

I've seen this movie a jabillion times!

by Francesco V May 25, 2007

Jailfie

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

by El Torito August 5, 2014

jbilf

Jail Bate I'd like (to) Fuck

Wow, your daughter is a jbilf!

by FemaleMetalHead December 1, 2010

Jabiliton

A word used to describe any random body part or organ when you are impersonating a doctor and don't know what you are talking about.

That jabiliton of yours looks very infected. We might have to cut it off.

by Grif42 February 27, 2008