jackneering

To swiftly move about ; or ones ability to move with ease.

Bob was jackneering cautiously through the dark forest.

by Daniel Gohmert July 26, 2016

jacking off

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by fapping January 3, 2017

jackomo gattoni

A boy with blond hair and brown or hazel eyes, usually he is taller than you and is very hot.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.

girl1: wow did you see jackomo gattoni he is so hot, i wish i could be his girlfriend.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.

by Lilith Sweet April 21, 2017

jacking stick

A smaller girl, usually around 120 lbs, that when sitting on your penis, you can wrap your arm around and jack yourself off with her entire body.

My side chick is a smaller girl so I use her as my jacking stick when I'm fucking her.

by TheGreatOneJaleel July 18, 2017

Jackknife

The action of pulling your pants down while driving, squatting above the seat, reaching your hand underneath your bottom, defecating into your hand, and then using the feces to smear your windshield. Done ritualistically for courting purposes.

The man decided to jackknife while driving on highway 99, in an attempt to enamor his lady friend.

There are people who jackknife to relieve stress during bumper-to-bumper traffic.

by English Professor with a PhD December 8, 2017

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.

Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.

by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX May 8, 2018