Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 8, 2019

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to

Jacob Harmon is a really great guy

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019

Billy Harmon

Billy has a huge penis , it will rip u apart and give you no mercy. He is usually sexually aggressive. He is a lion in the bed . He is know for fucking underage women

Hey , you going Billy Harmon’s ?

No he will rip my ass

by Harry McGuinness , (True Sex ) November 3, 2019

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020