Hand job

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task

by Ghandi September 24, 2002

hand love

Connection or bond between a man and his hand, often transcending mere bodily pleasure.
In such a relationship, the man's hand usually takes on a name.
Jill is the name taken on in a majority of cases.
The man in this case is often referred to as a "Stephen."

Stephen is experiencing hand love atm, let's give him some space.

by Babubabubabubabu March 13, 2009

hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you

'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

Hand job

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??

wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

hand off

Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.

N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!

by Norma R November 24, 2006

Hand job ball

A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkó) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G.

Hand Job Ball...Life count...touches...play

by H.J.B September 23, 2008

hand game

the way you fight, describing if you can fight at all.

If your known for beating people down in the hood, you got that good hand game.

by Denisha May 11, 2006