Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

Coast Guard

A bunch of Puddle Pirates who patrol the coast of the United States only stopping Cubans from reaching the coast of Florida as well as stopping drugs from reaching the Gulf coast from Caribbean Islands. Basically, the Maritime law enforcement of the United States that also has the ability to assist in natural disasters such as hurricanes.

Most Coast Guard members believe they are part of the armed forces, when in reality, the Coast Guard is part of the department Homeland Security.

Don't join the coast guard if you actually want to serve you country.

by MuricanViking April 17, 2015

Gumara

Italian expression for a lover.

That bitch is his gumara!

by Johnny1307 July 10, 2018

gumaran

Gumaran, is kind and gentle. He is very intelligent and very intuitive. Type of person who will listen, give truth and offer support. He is very protective over his loved ones and will move mountains for them. He is one of a kind, and not the guy you want to cross, man will outrun you.

Ask Gumaran, he will give tell you the truth man.

by Baskin Robbins November 22, 2021

guarez

leet way of saying "warez"

y0 you got some guarez for me?

by tehmaze April 11, 2005

guardibob

a person who is attracted to gay men

i watched some gay porn yesterday, does that make me a guardibob?

by Blarb Shmittz December 9, 2008

guarent-shmarent

This is a coded way of saying guaranteed.

Guy 1: Yo bro, are you coming to the game tonight?
Guy 2: Guarent-shmarent

by _Dr J_ April 23, 2008