grum

A guitar drum.

Guitar + Drum = grum

When a guitarists uses the base of their guitar to make percussion like sounds. This is then refered to banging the grum.

by Guy Cruz December 18, 2005

glumpy

Term used to describe Kenneth Taylor.

Kenneth is glumpy.

by Nick Simpson September 12, 2003

Grumple

A grumpy person who bums everyone out and is a buzzkill.

"Man I'm having such a great time!"
"Too bad John is such a grumple and bummed me out..."

by Kittykattttt666 April 3, 2013

fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

Grumpy Munchkin

Much like a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl, except instead of shitting on your partners chest, you shit on their forehead

My girlfriend said she wanted to kink it up in the sack so I gave her a grumpy munchkin last night.

by munchkinator January 11, 2010

Gramp Stamp

An elderly male with a lower back tattoo

Check it out, that old bastard has got a "Gramp Stamp"!

by CBUX April 15, 2009

grumph

verb. To playfully bite/kiss the side of your lover's neck, whilst making a "grumph grumph" noise somewhat reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles.

The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.

Her - "I love you"

Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"

by Tinybear November 23, 2009