Daireb

A small greasy dick which is stuck in an upward facing direction.

Guy 1: Whoa bro, look at his daireb.
Guy 2: Ew bro, let's get out of here.

by wieodiwebdo August 3, 2016

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008

dwived

douche, asshole, creepy, bastard amongst others

He is such a dwived

by WolverineN16 May 21, 2018

churchill direct

a name used on people that talk "1337"

"your such an churchill direct"

by eivind_fn June 24, 2005

One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.

Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!

by Sassysloth January 14, 2014

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

Diren

man who makes bad music.

A: hey dude play some of that really earrape semi-orchestral shitshow of a song on flat.io
B: you mean some of Diren's music?
A: yes

by xhex88 May 19, 2019