Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).

Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.

by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011

dutch sea wall

a strange or different term for the word dyke, lesbian or butch woman that likes women. used by people who dont like saying dyke or lesbian.

omg shes such a dutch sea wall!

by dutch man goajfd dg April 8, 2006

Dutch Pipe Cleaner

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.

The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.

by thesixtwo February 21, 2009

Dutch Oven Oven

When you fart in the oven, slightly warm it up, and then have a friend check the oven.

"Dude, that asshole told me to check the pizza, and I was was hit with a massive waft of ass. I totally caught a Dutch oven oven!"

by MyNamesLarry January 8, 2010

Dutch

adverb. to "go dutch" on a date or dinner means that you and your date split the expense, or each pay for your own ticket, etc. this is a more modern way to date, as opposed to the more traditional "man pays for you" approach

were going dutch to the movies tonight.

by meg May 5, 2003

Dutch-Oven

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.

I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!

by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

Call of Duty

Call of Duty is the most shitty video game series ever comprised of mainly camping and ultra faggotry. The games have remained the same from the start. It's campaign is pure crap and only lasts 2 hours. If you think that's bad then try out the multiplayer. It's garbage and all you do is camp, listen to gay 10 year olds, grenade spam, noob tube, and much more. The only reason Call of Duty has ever became popular was because of the marketing. The last decent COD game there ever was, was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. After this hit game, the series became utter shit. The only good CODs are COD 2 and COD 4. The series has been milked to death for the moneys. Anyone that likes the series after COD 4 shouldn't be considered a real gamer and should go kill themselves.

An 11 year old who claimed Call of Duty: Black Ops was the best game ever was later found shot inside his Florida home.

by Anon485195 January 20, 2011