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Obama Doctrine

Listen to other leaders and be respectful of other cultures and nations.
Improve trade and other positive inter-relationships with other Countries.
Build broad coalitions when possible, and try to work within the framework of the UN, but sometimes unilaterally or with small coalitions, especially when dealing with terrorists threats.
Increase intelligence and spying, to threshold where it may infringe on civil rights and civil liberties.
Maintain secrecy, and go after whistle blowers and leakers, and occasionally the press.
Avoid getting into traditional wars, and get out of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, by training their armies and then moving out of the Countries as much as possible.
Support uprisings like Arab Spring, through coalition building, and supporting legit rebel forces when possible, and providing humanitarian aid, without getting entangled in a civil war.
Minimize weapons of mass destruction by eliminating chemical weapons and nuclear proliferation
Go directly after terrorists Drones, and Special Forces.
Destroy al Qaeda by killing or capturing their top leadership like Osama Bin Laden, major bounties for their kill or capture.
Maintain a bias toward Israel.
Recognize the theory of right to self determination!
Interviewer: What is the Obama Doctrine, Sarah.
Sarah Palin: I'm not the one to ask, I did not do well in foreign policy, and I watch Fox News.
by mlhiss October 8, 2013
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Ham Doctor

A guy whom whose specialty and interest is in picking up morbidly obese women.
"Ugh, that chick with the hottie over there is as big as a house! We need Chuck to run interference on her, he's a real Ham Doctor".
by Gabe Tycho July 22, 2009
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spin doctor

bushfuck and/or his official liar.
"Mission accomplished".
One of the scumbag's greatest lies among many.
by REAL AMERICAN June 7, 2005
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Doter

A person who thinks there is something wrong with them but there really isn't, or they're faking.
Person 1: Sorry mate, I can't come today. I'm getting a cold.
Person 2: Stop being such a f**king doter and get your ass out of bed.
by JhonnyTheZombie February 3, 2007
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Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.
"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."
by Pork professor July 22, 2009
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Docker

some one who partakes in docking on a regulr basis! usually on a saturday night!
famous for the phrase 'once you dock you just cant stop'
john - what you been upto???
Adam - went for a spliff and a night of heavy docking! once you dock you just cant stop!
john - your a proper docker you!
by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009
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Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.
J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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