dilly dally

to screw around, to doddle, to waste time

Mr. President, quit dilly dallying, you need to be arrested for war crimes.

by Rachel June 18, 2004

dillyn

i met god.
and shes white.

her name is dillyn.

and she fucked my wife.

"hey have you met dillyn?"
"yeah i hate her, stupid dumb stupid dumb stupid dumb retar my carpets"

by fart master 29 June 3, 2018

Dilly Dally

To ejaculate, in a number of ways. Including masturbation, sex, or any means of getting off. Can be a verb or noun.

I shot my dilly dally clear across the room.

I dilly dallied her.

I got dilly dally on my guitar.

by 6mSEF July 25, 2009

Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006

Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

dillfuck

a combination of the words "dillhole" and "dumbfuck," denoting an undesirable or unintelligent person

"You're going to make us lose the game, dillfuck!"

by kyohaku October 1, 2008

dilligaf

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

mary "what did he say about your new braces"
anne "he dosent like them, but, dilligaf, really"

by cwistinaaa January 14, 2009