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S.A.D.

Sudden Attack of Diarrhea, often brought on by eating too many chicken wings or other greasy foods. A S.A.D. attack requires an immediate and explosive trip to the bathroom.
After eating two dozen wings I was feeling really S.A.D. and had to take a dump immediately.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
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A.D.D dick

A term used to describe temporary male shrinkage caused by use of A.D.D medications
Dude I just went to the bathroom and realized I'm suffering from some serious A.D.D dick
by Mmiller September 17, 2011
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P.A.D

Damn it's a good night to hit a P.A.D.
by SmiteT September 26, 2021
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N.D.I.A

Abbreviation for 'Nuts Deep In Ass'
Brent went out for a drink on the weekend and ended up getting N.D.I.A with the coffee dude.
by Dukey Boy May 8, 2008
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s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
by Khyo January 19, 2014
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D.O.A

Deteriorates On Approach

As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors September 15, 2005
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T.O.A.D.

Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
by HailDarkLord February 16, 2010
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