crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

snoodie crunch

well defined "fat ass" pussy

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"

by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

crunkjob

When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.

Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.

by bksizzle January 28, 2005

crunk-sauce

1. An emphasis on crunk, meaning extremely crazy drunk or chronic drunk, either being really really drunk, really really drunk from crunk juice, a combination of alcohol and energy drink, or high and drunk at the same time.
2. Another word for crunk juice.
3. Used as an adjective for anything or anyone that is really cool.

1. I'm excited about the party tonight, I'm gonna get hella crunk-sauce yo!
2. Dude, take some crunk-sauce, it's the sheezee!
3. I love ya homie, you're one crunk-sauce foo!

by T-Boz May 30, 2006

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

crunkdafied

Well more and above just plain crunk

Man that party last night was CRUNKDAFIED!

by Mr. Nelson February 26, 2005