A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
Get the Creeping Rat Cuntmug. What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
Get the Creepmug. Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".
"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
Get the Creep titsmug. by Thick Roach June 16, 2025
Get the Wig Creepmug. Damn... I was talking to an ugly chick on Facebook, Matt totally lebo creeped me and told everyone. My social life is ruined...
by itsmalkir June 14, 2011
Get the Lebo Creepmug. The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
Get the Creep Rulemug.