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Capestry

The study of cap or capping.
I major in the art of Capestry in GCC, ya feel?
by LeSteve.Y October 5, 2020
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Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.
“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”
by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021
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Cape

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Capelo

Capelo is very Capela and is most used on people with the name of Rita, which are pretty ugly.
The Capelo is very ugh...
by Viziboi December 29, 2021
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carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
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Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine
by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023
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carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023
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