Conversation

code word for "butt sex"

Teacher: lets have a conversation in the hall.
Bill: Lets not.

by john212 May 5, 2010

The Conservative

A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.

An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.

"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"

"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"

"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"

by dmandr May 23, 2012

conversational puma

fashionable sneakers (tennis shoes, trainers), designed for casual not athletic wear, and worn to elicit commendation and conversation.

A: I just got back from Europe. Check out these kicks I picked up in Milan.
B: More like conversational pumas, dude.

by Lingrad October 6, 2005

conservative

1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.

Examples of Conservative actions:

-Doing nothing. :-)

Examples of not-Conservative actions:

-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.

2. A misused synonym for right wing.

What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.

by SpecialKay October 6, 2006

conversational turn signal

noun. a warning given when you are about to drastically change the subject of a conversation. variations: turn signal, conversation blinker

Person A: I'm going out of town this weekend.
Person B: Where?
Person A: Vegas.
Person C: Conversational turn signal. Did you see that bear sitting on the side of the road?

by bcon June 11, 2006

conservative hoe

a hoe, that isn't a complete whore. like, she's only "s"ing one guy's d.

paige is a conservative hoe. like, she's only hooked up with one guy.

by paigelover7462934723 December 15, 2011

Conversation Sniper

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........

by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012