computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018

Computertory

Using your brian as a computer

When I work on projects I become Computertory

by Saxohji October 29, 2018

Computertory

to use your brain like a computer

when I start a project I become Computertory

by Saxohji October 29, 2018

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021

ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of taking apart someone else computer, blending it until it is a fine powder of computer parts, mixing it with protein powder, mixing with milk, then serving to the owner of the computer.

Josh, "Where is my custom built gaming pc?!"
Jamal, "We do a little ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton."

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 3, 2023

Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026