pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.

Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.

by Juls309 February 10, 2015

cold soup

soup thats cold

man, i have cold soup!

by coldsoup July 26, 2019

vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

by damnitrandii December 16, 2008